Lol half of your followers are on tumblrdatinggame(.)com
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Are you going to "The Beatles: The Lost Concert" movie premier in a few weeks?
Anonyme
That awkward moment when your family’s guest finally says goodbye, but two hours later, they are still saying their goodbyes.
My mom + My dad - Condom = Greatest person alive.
I don’t want to impress you but, I can cook 2 minute noodles.
How you feel when you’re winning an argument
I hate it when parents compare you to other children.
theblackship:
it’s like, “Bitch, if you love them so goddamn much, why don’t you just adopt them.”
And when you want to do something that they don’t like, and you say “But Mum, he/she..”
They’re like “I don’t care what other kids do”
When you are home alone, and there is someone at the door.
“In the world there are, on average, five people with the look identical to yours.”
There are 5 sexy motherfuckers out there.
